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Whoops, my condom broke.
Can I leave now?
who are you again?
Thank you for intercourse
Wait, dick went where?
HA, I fucked you.
I’m actually your mother.
HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMOTHER!
Just like your father…
You were good, daughter.
wait, are you alive?
Roast beef sandwich time.
you can leave now....pack a bowl please your mom was better
lets do it agian!
fuck… i didn’t know i was that flexible . lmao
Where’s the bong at? or Should I order pizza?
let’s just be friends.
im usually too out of it to say anything o.o
Whats your name again?
make me a sandwhich
How much is that?
you arent pregnant right?
get the fuck out
hey wow you sucked
thank god you’re done you call that sex?
You might need rest….
Really, was that all???
Make me a sandwich.
I’m ready for another.
Pulled out in time :D
vut’s your name again
Fuck, you already done?
You wanna go again?
you wanna get high?
Was just another dream.
That will be $100
Thanks for the sex.No joke. I thank Andrew.
Can we spoon forever
Get me a sanwich